BIGLIETTERIA
The Box Office
General admission is free. Patrons of the Arts enjoy private boxes and unlimited evenings at the opera.
GENERAL ADMISSION
The Balcony
Free
forever, every night
- ✓Classic 6-garment rhythm game
- ✓AI-generated diva portrait
- ✓Operatic tenor verdict
- ✓Downloadable certificate
- ✓Global leaderboard entry
- ✓3 performances per day
PATRON
PRIVATE BOX
Grand Opéra
$2.99one-time
forever access, no recurring
- ✦Unlimited performances
- ✦Grand Opéra Mode — 12 garments, 3 acts
- ✦4 exotic garment houses (Baroque, Art Nouveau, Space-Opera, Kabuki)
- ✦The tenor sings your name in the verdict
- ✦Private wardrobe gallery — every diva preserved
- ✦Gold-foil animated certificate
- ✦Priority seating in the Pantheon
Critics Have Said...
“A ruinous delight. I dressed a countess in scandal and the tenor screamed my name.”
— La Scala Tribune
“I have watched three of my divas receive rotten eggs. I have never been happier.”
— Il Corriere del Costume
Questions from the Lobby
Is this recurring?
No. $2.99 one-time, forever. You are a Patron of this app for life.
What if the tenor refuses to sing my name?
He has been placed under strict contract. He will sing it.
Can I refund if catastrophically humiliated?
Humiliation is a feature, not a defect. All sales final.